I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
Pretty sure I fucked up one of the tax forms at my new company.
But there was so much paperwork. I have no idea what I did wrong or right.
Now I’m waiting for a photo that’ll go on my badge.
IS THIS REAL LIFE? I GET A BADGE TO GO TO WORK! I FEEL ALL GROWN UP AND PROFESSIONAL.
if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down
I really need to stop watching horror movies that play to my fears such as spiders.
Never a good idea.
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
- Lisa Turner (via even-a-small-love)
Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it?
Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?