I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
(via lovewithoutshoes)
THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS
FUCKING NAME
FOR EVERYTHING
AND EVERYONE
(via mahgpie)
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
(via mahgpie)
Pretty sure I fucked up one of the tax forms at my new company.
Whoops.
But there was so much paperwork. I have no idea what I did wrong or right.
Now I’m waiting for a photo that’ll go on my badge.
IS THIS REAL LIFE? I GET A BADGE TO GO TO WORK! I FEEL ALL GROWN UP AND PROFESSIONAL.
if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down
(Source: 021013, via everyelixir)
I really need to stop watching horror movies that play to my fears such as spiders.
Never a good idea.
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
(via cowwithclass)
"Losing weight is not your life’s work, and counting calories is not the call of your soul. You surely are destined for something much greater, much bigger, than shedding 20 pounds or tallying calories. What would happen if, instead of worrying about what you had for breakfast, you focused instead on becoming exquisitely comfortable with who you are as a person? Instead of scrutinizing yourself in the mirror, looking for every bump and bulge, you turned your gaze inward?"
- Lisa Turner (via even-a-small-love)
(Source: webiteback, via stagewrite)
Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it?
Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?
Super relevant.
(Source: morenamagia, via mahgpie)