May 2013
bananneli:
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
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“You gradually get over the pain. It doesn’t go away, not for a long time, but it...”
– (via thelovewhisperer)
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nigforaday:
I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
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KITTEN ADOPTION THIS WEEKEND.
!@#$%^&*
SQUEEEEEE
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If I am “certainly qualified and enthusiastic, as were many others who also replied” then why wasn’t I picked for the interview stage? :(
“It’s obvious that the vagina is the stronger genitalia. It takes numerous...”
– my brother explaining the problems of Penis Envy to my other brother (via rippopotamus)
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I probably shouldn’t be watching Australia’s Deadliest.
Holy crap.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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“Babies scare me more than anything. They’re tiny and fragile and...”
– Comedian Margaret Cho on on (not) parenting. (via explore-blog)
This. (via yourdogisnotafraid)
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Back to my exercise routine!
No matter how dead I feel after.
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swaggamander:
“i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna write,” i whisper to myself as i continue to browse tumblr
formermaleprostitute:
just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books to anyone and if certain people make you feel bad or ashamed over stuff you like you should probably just tell them to fuck off
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School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
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“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the...”
– Roald Dahl (via moonbrains)
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Someone talk to me I’m boreddddddddddd.
wwonderful:
sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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Reliving tween years with old Disney Channel Original Movies.
Ah the good old days.
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I need a vacation from this vacation.
I can only take so much of family, and they have gotten on my last nerve.
Maybe it is for the best that I’m going home.
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“Life is way too short to spend another day at war with yourself.”
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Oh sunburn.
Sunburn you are evil.
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Don’t make me go back to the real world.
It’s too pretty here.
I DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE AGAIN.
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“But most days, if you’re aware enough to give yourself a choice, you can choose...”
– DAVID FOSTER WALLACE.
We never really know what is happening in another person’s life.
(via somethingchanged)
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Trying to motivate yourself to keep working out when you’re on a relaxation vacation is really hard.
I think I’ll just take this time off and not feel guilty about it.
Rest time’s good right?
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“It must be an awful feeling to have love all around you and not feel loved, to...”
– Tracy L. Darity (via broosheid)
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GERMAN SHEPHERD ON CSI.
FREAKING SWEETEST DOG EVER.
I WANT ITTTTTT.