Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story

12 hours later after I ask if we’re still meeting, you get back to me at 5 am while I’m asleep then ask why I wasn’t there at 10.

Well… if I didn’t have an email by midnight last time, sorry I wasn’t waking up on my day off to check if I MAYBE got your email.

i have twelve days left, just let me goooooooo. 

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I swear the closer to the end of the semester I get the more sleep I need.
I need like two weeks of sleep to function.

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my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

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steven moffat is the writer of some of doctor who’s scariest monsters, for example the weeping angels, atrocious writing and misogyny

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if someone tells you you’re beautiful, you tell them they are too. if someone says they love you, decide if they mean it before you say it in return. if a boy tells you he’d date you if you didn’t smoke, light a cigarette and walk away. if your mother screams at you because she’s had a bad day, close your eyes and leave her to her anger. if last nights lover doesn’t call you back, do not cry and blame yourself.

This is important

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